A casino needs to hire 50 table dealers. 300 resume were received. After long looking through several resumes, the boss call one of his assistance.
"Take the last 50 resume and reject the rest."
Confused, his assistance asked" what if there are better candidates in the other 250?"
The boss simply replied," Never mind, I do not need people with no luck"
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother prepare the dishes at the kitchen sink. She noticed her mother has several strands of white hair.
She looked at her mum and inquisitively asked, ' why some of you hairs are white, Mum?'
Her mother replied," well, everytime you do something wrong and make me cry, one of my hair turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while an then said," Mummy, how come all of grandma's hair are white?"
OK, Hopefully U guys find the jokes are not 'cold' And good luck for you OP on Friday! And God bless for the Promo results as well!
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